This week finds me writhing in green envy as London Fashion Week carries on without me. It's almost as if no one cares that I'm not there. Rude.
As some of my friends (people I stalk on instagram) blithely post images from the shows and backstage, I quietly plot ways to get to go another year. You see it's on my bucket list. I'm not greedy, I don't want to sit on the front row or go backstage and meet anyone special, I just want to be a part of it for five minutes or more.
The spectacle and glamour of a show is like a siren call for me. I want to be close enough to smell Anna Wintours hairspray and feel the heat of the runway lights. I'm not weird. Well, not much.
I wanted to share some of my favourite bits so far...
Has anyone else been keeping up with the catwalk shows or got any street style images to share?
What do you think of this year's trends?
I'm off to scowl at the computer until next season's tickets magically appear in front of me.