This is a totally selfish post and I don’t expect anyone to remotely care, but, I am now engaged!
I know, sickening right?
Now begins what I am told is the very stressful experience of planning a wedding on almost no budget and hoping to not end up featured in one of those magazines you find at the dentists. You know the ones, “My Dad is a turtle but he’s the best Dad in the world!” or something equally earth shattering.
I am fully aware that I can just as happily run away and get married in secret and have no fan fare what so ever, but where’s the fun in that eh? How else will I develop grey hairs at 29?
I am already appalled at the cost of venues and flowers, so let’s all have a moan about that for a bit. How on earth do florists justify the cost of the flowers they provide, I mean, I can’t do the wonderful things they do so I’m sure I’m paying for the artistry involved but…really. Venue costs clearly have a secret hidden wedding tax attached. That has to be a fact, there’s no other sensible explanation.
So this is my humble plea for help, Have you had a budget big day? What can you warn me about?
Do you know anyone that can help? Tell me all about your wonderful weddings and let me steal all your brilliant ideas. I mean…no, I mean steal.